New sick idea all started from a joke on a podcast

Hm... the idea started out after listening to a podcast... a joke revolving around a young girl wearing a track suit, and the track suit has the words "gorgeous" on the butt of the track pants.  Hence the picture:

At this point, I'm just going to rant about the story as a result of the picture, so if you're squeemish, don't continue...

The idea continued to flow... a pair of twins, boy & girl.  Sister constantly teasing brother, brother finds revenge by posing for naughty pictures dressed as sister, teacher finds pictures, ends up falling for the sister, boy continues to tease the teacher, teacher ends up going off the deepend and commits lover suicide with sister, kills their parents, traumatize brother, brother wakes up thinking he's his sister, teacher's wife takes him in out of obligation since her husband killed his family, wife reveals she's a futa, screws the brother after admitting she likes him, they live happily ever after... kinda... 

Ah, the mind of a sicko... don't mind me.  Reality I believe is not so cruel, hence these are just stories and not reality.

Miss Pokemon 2012: Unova region

And lastly is Roxie/Homiko, the newest female gym leader.

and I added the sashes later and now to combine them all to create the whole Miss Pokemon 2012 from the Unova region:

That's it.  With this, I may look back and finish off or recreate the Sinnoh region picture.

Miss Pokemon 2012

One day, I drew Toko/Hilda, Bel/Bianca, and Mei/Rosa are the first 3 to be drawn:

Next day I drew Aloe/Lenora and Kamitsure/Elesa:

and another day with Fuuro/Skyla, Iris, and Shikimi/Shauntal:

To be continued...

Monster Hunter Spa scene

Hmm... well, this pic was an amusing little idea, where the original concept was a battle scene.  I originally wanted to draw a fighter in front, peering upward towards an oncoming opponent who is sailing down ready to attack.  But it kinda took a strange turn and became a typical outdoor spa where something happened to make one of the patrons want to jump over and pound the other patron.  Then the current game that I've been playing came into the frey, with Monster Hunter having the thieving Melynx, I found the purpose for the scenario.



Sexy suspenders?

Suspenders... ... ... are they sexy or not?  A gathering of game & anime lass whose outfit consist of suspenders.

Hm... don't mind the update, I decided to try something else, since everyone knows the characters above, it's rather pointless to see if suspenders are sexy since it all depends on the character.  So I thought I'd try putting suspenders on my original characters I drew up.

From left to right, we have my OC Mama-san, from an H story, she puts her suspenders beside her breast pressing them together. Next to her is my OC 3-Head Clover, I pondered how suspenders would look if they are placed between her tits. And the last character is an OC I created for a zombie doujinshi (either House of the Dead or Resident Evil based), and of course, suspenders covering straight over her nips.

So, which would you say is sexier?

Pillow Girl Kallen's anatomy

Just another post from the Pillow Girl idea.  I thought since the Kallen pillow has two sided face, anatomy wise, it would mean that either they have their own individual throat or they share the same throat.  If the second is true, then her mouth should be seen straight through from lip to lip.  So I drew this as an amusing little drawing.  If you look past her uvula, you can see her teeth from her other mouth. :D

And as a small added amusement, I decided to draw the little pic below depicting that you can fly straight through, in one mouth and out the other. :p

Where does shiny Pokemon come from? My answer...

Thus this idea while rattling in my noodles finally wormed its way out and found its place on paper.  This idea is slightly unique in the sense that it's not really H, but could be H, but it also could be a contradicting story.

The basic premise is "Where does shiny Pokemon come from?", the answer from my twisted noodle like brain is "Shiny Pokemon is the child of human and Pokemon."  Thus the idea comes: there is a secret organization that polices the relationship between humans and Pokemon.  Their rule is no love or sexual relation between humans and Pokemon, and they enforce the rule by hunting down trainers or people who formed relationship with their pokemon that goes beyond trainer & Pokemon.

Our story revolves around a young recruit from this secret organization.  He hunted down a young lass who is in a relation with a Gallade, went all the way and became pregnant with a Pokemon egg.  The organization separated the two of them and left the egg in the wild to fend for itself.  The boy couldn't bare to leave the egg alone in the wild and took it in until it hatch and became his Pokemon.  As time pass and the Ralt evolved, he found he has feelings for his pokemon.  And the organization turn against him tries to separate the two of them.  They failed and it ends with Gardevoir getting pregnant and surprisingly she gives birth not to a Pokemon, but to a human baby.  The boy finally found the lass who the Gardevoir should belong to.  The organization brainwashed the lass, so she doesn't remember Gallade or Gardevoir, and the boy decided to leave the baby with the lass who has grown up by now.  And to add an amusing twist, I decided that the lass would bare the striking resemblance to a certain famous Pokemon character's mother... :p

There's technically more to the story... the boy was not born from human, but was created by a legendary Pokemon who took pity on a couple who couldn't have a baby.  The people in the town found out and drove them out because they fear the child.  Eventually this drove the couple to abandon the child and the boy was picked up by the organization...

Another plot deals with the busty spiky hair woman.  She's the daughter of the commander of the organization.  She sleeps with the boy every opportunity she can to try to get herself pregnant as a defiance to her father as he doesn't pay attention to her at all ever since her mother ran away.  As the story develops, she was the one who found out the boy's feeling for his pokemon, she suddenly realized that she really love the boy and jealousy took over and she blew the horn on him.

Well, that's the end of this rant.  Like I said, ideas keep flowing, but the pensil & paper can't keep up.

My version of ThunderCats

Well, after watching the new 2011 ThunderCats, and rewatching the old classic ThunderCats, I decided to march to the beat and generate my own version of ThunderCats.

 If you really can't tell who is who... well, okay fine, I went with a Liono with a samurai style sword, I thought the sword of omen could use a small change.  With anime hair style, a bush hair like the original isn't all that far fetch, but I decided to go with the typical spikey hair, then I thought it would be a bit amusing if I were to use Vegeta like forehead hair, but it seems to work.  Also following the lion's mane style, I gave him heavy sideburns to add to the hair. :p

As for Cheetara, I decided to go back to the original swimsuit style of clothing, because for speed, nothing beats wind resistance like a swimsuit.  Then after looking at it, I thought how would she look with an outfit like Cammy from Street Fighter.

 For Tigra, I thought of the constant stereotypical attitude they always give him, being the proud, semi snobbish kind of character.  I decided to go with "what happens if he was a berserker?" so this is what came out.

Pantro... well, I always thought he would be a great dwarf. :p

Now the kittens, I made a small change in the sense of what would happen if they were still mischevious, but of the sexual deviant style?  Willy Kit is the slutty little whore who loves to sleep with anyone, while Willy Kat is the innocent boy who gets pulled into Kit's world goes along with it willingly but still maintain his innocent attitude.

Well, this is the idea and concept, now the naughty idea that followed the idea.  I remember seeing someone's bad attempt at making a fake trailer for a live ThunderCat movie.  So I thought, what if it were true and someone did make a ThunderCat movie... the story goes, a young boy goes to the movie, finds a special tickets and finds a secret viewing where the director actually created a porn version of the public movie.  As a special treat to those who has the special ticket (catered to the rich), the ticket holder can have a cosplayer accompany them and they can have their way with the cosplayer as they watch the movie.  So the boy picks a young girl dressed as Wilykit and a busty lady, dressed as Cheetara, joins them as it's the girl's first time, so she needs supervision.  After they discover he got the ticket by mistake, the director ask the boy to join him in his movie as he has decided to create a second ThunderCat movie and porn version, and the boy will star as a young Liono and the girl will star as a young Cheetara.  The boy agrees and he and the girl (and the lady) continues in the world of cosplay porn hosting until the director retired and passed the business down to the young boy, and the boy, now a young man continues to direct movies and porn.

That's it... the mind continues to grind in the gutter.  Enjoy it while you can. :p

Pillow anime girls transform!

Ha-haha-hah, behold another of my truly bizzare imagination!  Being the ye typical otaku, I got several anime pillow, currently I have a Yoko Litner pillow, a Belldandy/Peorth pillow and a Kallen Stadtfeld pillow.  Typically thinking up bizzare stuff, I thought if these pillows were to turn real that would be neat, but what happens when the pictures on the pillows shows different pictures on the front and the back... so, here's what happens when my imagination works:

 So it starts out with pillows being transformed... how, I can't really give any logical explanation, so let's say it's either by alien deathray or a fairy with magic...

Poof... my first pillow being Yoko.

The second pillow appears... why is there two arms and two legs???  Oh... because the front and back are the same, so it merged into one body!  Bizzare, no?

Wait... if that's the case, what happens with the Belldandy and Peorth pillow... they aren't back to back, but rather upside down to each other... so that means... a bizzare shaped monster?

Oh... looks bizzare, but they actually look normal. :p  This the kid now has 3 oddly shaped ladies to enjoy his nights with... more to come with a rather sexual nature as I will try to explain and fail at it as to how the two oddly shaped anime pillow girls will perform their sexual act given their odd bodies

Personified of two cute girls

You know, sometimes I wonder whether I can ever get my head out of the gutters.  Case in point... a cute summer student has joined us for the summer.  She's short, blond and has a nice rack... (like I said, mind in the gutter).  As a result, I drew this concept of her, for the sake of not using her real name, let's call this personified character Aria.  She looks cute with her hair down or tied up in a pony tail, but I found that she has an unusual method of keeping her hair out of her face by braiding it to the side of her head, and if she were to tie her remaining hair in a bun, I would say that if she wore a toga, or white dress, she would look like a greek goddess.  But that's my imagination running wild... ignore it.

Then recently, she and another coworker had to go out in the field to do some field checks, and of course, me being the gutter mind and avid lesbian fan, whirlwind up my imagination and drew up this little lovely quaint scene.  Personified characters, I decided to go with Aria and Jean for them.  Maybe I'll develop more, but this is what happens when my mind wonders into the great world of imagination and fantasy.

Ah well, hope you like these images.  I have more mind guttering ideas coming, but first I'm going to draw them out.

Commission my OC

Just thought I'd post this here.  My original character "Clover" and her various forms.  I had requested a commission from aakkittoo (http://aakkittoo.deviantart.com/) and requested for some colored pics from him.  He does awesome work. :)

Suit jacket & skirt

One of the latest ideas floating through my mind.  It involves one of my favourite outfits, just wearing a suit jacket and skirt.  Professional and sexy at the same time. :D  The second idea is taking anime girls with one particular type of hair style and go with the outfit.  Try black hair, straight front cut and long back.  How many characters has that characteristics... lots... :p  So for now, here is Hinata Hyuga from Naruto and Motoko Aoyama from Love Hina.  Eventually when I have enough, I'll probably slap it all together and create a battle ready girls picture.

Eventually I plan to include Syphield from Slayers, Natsume from Pokemon, and Rei from Pani Poni Dash for now.  If anyone has any suggestions for more characters with the same characteristics, please feel free to suggest.

Keep your mouth shut

Recently at my work place, one of our senior engineer has retired.  We seriously lost a vast knowledge source, and I've been moved into helping to replace him.  During his retirement party, he gave this amusing little story:

 

An Alberta duck decided instead of flying south like all his buddies; he would stay and enjoy the winter in sunny Alberta. Well everything went ok until the temperature dropped to -30 and the fields were covered with snow.

 

The duck was slowly freezing to death when a cow came along. The cow felt sorry for the duck and wanted to save him so she poop all over him. As the warm cow dung bring life back to the duck, the duck got upset the he was covered in cow dung and started to quack loudly.

 

A fox was wondering by and when he heard the duck, he came quickly and pull him out, cleaned him and ate him.

 

There are 4 lessons in this story;

1. Don’t assume it will always be bright and sunny-be prepared for the worst case.

2. When things get bad, remember those who crap on you may be helping you.

3. Those who appears to get you out of shit may not be your friend.

4.  and finally, when you are neck deep in shit, keep you mouth shut.

After hearing that story, I got inspired to draw the scene, and did it using drop like lines.  So here's the picture:

It's a good story to live by. :D

Thoughts of hundreds of ideas to come

Ah, most days I come up with the most bizzare of ideas, so I finally decided to start a blog just to have some place to slap the idea down before it eludes me.  I shall attempt to include a concept art for the idea just to keep things interesting.  In the mean time, this post will have to do for now.